Thursday, 15 March 2012

Opposite Of Coffee-Alanis Morissette-Correct Answer-Fourth Grade-Pediatrician

Correspondence

Dear Fourth Grade Spelling/Vocabulary Book,
When you ask "What is the opposite of coffee?" the correct answer is not "Tea."  That makes no sense and brings up all of my Alanis Morissette irony issues. 
The Black Fly in Your Chardonnay
When you have to step in at my child's checkup because the pediatrician had an emergency, kindly do not recommend an unnecessary invasive medical procedure.  It makes me angry and my child hysterical.
Tiger/Bear/Some Sort of Large Mammal Mom
Dear Pediatrician's Office/Pediatrician,
Thank you for not charging me a co-pay for our follow-up appointment.  And thank you for listening to our concerns and agreeing that the PA was wrong.  Now, go lecture her.
Dear Kindergartner,
I am so glad you love school and are doing well.  But this morning when you said, "You can stop here, Mama," and walked up the school sidewalk by yourself, my heart broke a little.
I'm Not Crying, It's Just Allergies
P.S. I still stood there and watched you walk in.  It's a free country. read more..

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